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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Funny Things We Learn From Kids

I saw this picture today and just had to share. Thankfully these aren't my kids or my house (Although I have to admit, this is pretty cute)

Below is a list of some funny things we learn from kids.
Any parent will probably relate to at least a couple of these things... and if you have boys, even more (my girls would never dream of doing most of these things, right?! :)

There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 4 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

Baseballs make marks on ceilings

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words, "Uh-oh," it's already too late.

A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.

LEGOS will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

Duplos will not.

Super glue is forever.

Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

McGyver and Tarzan can teach us many things we don't want to know.

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

The fire department has at least a 5 minute response time.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy..

It will however make cats dizzy.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

Quiet does not necessarily mean you don't need to worry.

A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).

Scissors and hair are often a dangerous combination.

Collecting things is good.

Collecting things that come out of your nose is not.

Eating string is a bad hobby.

Discovering string the next day is a disgusting hobby.

Finger painting is good.

Finger painting walls is dangerous.

If you hear the words, "Can ya eat a lizard's tail?" it's too late.

If you hear the words, "Guess what's in my hands," you don't want to know.

If you hear the words, "Guess what's in my mouth," you REALLY don't want to know.

'Fan' and 'flour' should never be heard in the same sentence.

The toilet does not make a permanent fish aquarium.

Most toilets can not consume an entire roll of toilet paper without choking.

Any sentence which contains the word 'Oooops' is bad.

The source for this list was found @ http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/kidslearn.html

1 comment:

  1. Laughter is medicine to the bones. This was fun to read.